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December 9, 2017

Being a Comedian

"People come up to us after we perform every night. And, I'm paraphrasing, but they'll say something like: 'Hey, do you mind if I do your job back at you, a little shorter but a lot more racist? Is that cool?'

That doesn't happen to dentists. I presume. If you're a dentist, anyone ever got out of the chair and be like: 'Before I go, I'm actually a bit of an amateur dentist. So do you mind if I stick my finger in your face for a little while? Being mindful, I know you treated the black and the white teeth pretty differently, but I'm gonna go even further.'"

Myq Kaplan